• I’m ugly
• I’m awkward
• Nobody gets my humour
• I’m awkward
• I screw up everything good in my life lol
• I’m ugly
• I’m awkward
• I can’t find anyone to like me
• I’m weird
• I waste my whole life on the internet
• I like fictional homos

i don’t have ships

i have a fucking naval fleet

gayerthanjew:

if your otp doesn’t give you chest pains you’re doing it wrong